1 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:06,673 Got to get my proteins up for the big game! 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:11,343 It's also Barb's big election day. 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:15,222 Everyone is feeling very nervous. And horny. 4 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:20,352 Oh yeah! She wants me! Bye-bye, virginity! 5 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:24,023 Okay team, carbo load up! Yes! Semifinals! 6 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,441 Okay, listen up. 7 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:28,110 - Ooh, yum-yum! - As we are all aware, 8 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,613 the Red Jox are the best team in the league. 9 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:34,533 But if we crush them and grind their bones to dust, 10 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,536 we might have a chance of making the championship 11 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,747 for the first time in Brovary history! 12 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:40,998 - Yes! - Yeah! 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,584 - Yeah! - Now, they are faster than us, 14 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,837 they're stronger than us, more agile. 15 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,380 But...? 16 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,592 No but. They are better than us in every single way. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,802 - Well, we have more spirit! - Spirit doesn't win games. 18 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:57,473 Well, my favourite underdogs from the classic 90s film 19 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:00,350 Cool Runnings might say otherwise. 20 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,144 Feel de riddim, feel de rhyme! 21 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,898 Stop! For your own sake, stop. 22 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,441 We need to lock the frig in! Yeah! 23 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,986 Yeah? I, we, have come too far, 24 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,489 sacrificed too much to lose this close 25 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,033 to the championships. I can taste it! 26 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,369 Yes, Joanne! I can taste it, too! 27 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,870 Although, that might be like the b-bag 28 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,581 from the huge tub of little shrimps that I just ate. 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:26,627 - Who you calling little shrimp? - Ah! Barbie! Hey. 30 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,296 God damn! 31 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,631 Sorry, does anybody 32 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,174 have a cigarette? Do you have a cigarette? 33 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:33,133 - Uh, no. - No. 34 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,676 Nobody smokes? God! Losers. 35 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,428 Looks like you got an early 36 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,347 lead on the polls, Barb. - Oh fuck! 37 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,140 I mean, of course, I'm a Barbaretti! 38 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:43,352 We're winners, hello? 39 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,437 - You good, Barb? - You kids are always 40 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,147 so obsessed with, are you feeling safe? 41 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,900 Do you feel safe? I'm fine, ding-dong! 42 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,694 I'm fine! Are you okay? 43 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:54,488 Uh, I think you have a game on, by the way! 44 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,199 And, that's a bracelet. Ahh, but you should be there. 45 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,284 So, let's go! And we'll meet back here, 46 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,869 when we're all winners! 47 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:01,912 Okay... 48 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:02,955 Okay, bye! 49 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,456 Oh my God, we gotta go, 50 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,626 we gotta go! Get your stuff! - Yeah! Get the stuff. 51 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,169 It's bobsled time! 52 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,462 Joanne! 53 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,453 Alright Brovs, listen up! Listen up. 54 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,288 We're not here to have fun. 55 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:48,083 We are here to destroy, dominate, and conquer! 56 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,335 That's right! 57 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,003 Okay, we're gonna stay hydrated, 58 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,047 and we're gonna make the Red Jox regret 59 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,715 ever signing up for beer league! 60 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,261 Joanne! I love the intensity from you today! 61 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,637 - Is she okay? - Everyone seems a little 62 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,473 on edge today. - Don't say "edge"! 63 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,016 Why not? 64 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,642 I fucked Pretty Boy JR 65 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,729 last week, again! And, after the whole 66 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,148 Kim and Tate Callaway debacle, I decided I probably 67 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:12,983 need a bit of a sex cleanse. - Okay. 68 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,693 I am one week in, and down so bad, 69 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,904 I tried eye-fucking my barista this morning! 70 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,323 - Any other trigger words? - Yeah, yeah, if you could avoid 71 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:23,494 uh, anything like "friction", "tension" or "release". 72 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,121 - Okay. - Hey guys, I had a really 73 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,664 hot dream last night! 74 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,334 Oh God, I'm out! 75 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:33,462 - About who? - Um, Joanne! 76 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,256 - Joanne? - Yeah, it's weird, right? 77 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,466 Mmm, what happened in the dream? 78 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,177 Okay, well, we were in the storage closet, 79 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,804 organizing equipment, except we were actually 80 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,680 diapering helmets like they were newborns, 81 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:45,307 and Joanne was singing Cheek To Cheek 82 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,518 in a spot-on Louis Armstrong voice. 83 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,187 Well, do you think it means that like, you-- 84 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,898 Ugh! No! I mean, my brain was probably just 85 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:53,983 throwing spaghetti at the wall. 86 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:57,611 Super detailed, emotionally resonant spaghetti. 87 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,488 Like, and I know, I know, all summer I've been 88 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,115 talking about how I love being single 89 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:02,700 and I don't wanna rush into anything, 90 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,494 and I do still have some intrusive thoughts 91 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,914 about slashing my old neighbour's tires. 92 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,541 She ran away with my ex, and I'm pretty sure 93 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,084 she was stealing my packages, but also, girl! 94 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,378 Like, that was seven years ago, like, get over it, you know? 95 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,130 Like, here's this woman, who remembers 96 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,382 the tiniest details from years ago, 97 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:24,471 who I can't help but smile when I look at, who... 98 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:25,639 Fuck! 99 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,642 I think I'm ready for spaghetti again! 100 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,104 How do I think I'll change things? 101 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,815 I don't know, change takes time, you know? 102 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,233 It's a lot of red tape. 103 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:40,321 Got the committees, approvals, votes. 104 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,698 You know? It's the machine, so... 105 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,366 Finally, a realistic politician! 106 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,578 Yes, realistic! 107 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,415 Uh, yes, and uh, realistically, it looks like I'm gonna win. 108 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,459 So that means 109 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,544 being in the same spot for four years! 110 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,880 My family will be so proud, 111 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:01,467 uh, now the public can judge me as much as they do! 112 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,262 Anyway, change? Overrated! 113 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,640 Big time! - Familiarity is what gets us 114 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,642 up in the morning, out of our bed 115 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:15,564 that one shares with one's husband of many years! 116 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,984 Aw hell yeah! She cares about keeping families together! 117 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:26,033 Barb! Barb! Barb! Barb! Barb! 118 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,660 It's only four years. 119 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,080 Just be who they need you to be for four more years. 120 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:34,333 Apparently, I'm pretty popular, do you hear that? 121 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,502 Inspiring, they say, 122 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,544 have integrity! 123 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,338 Barb the Builder, that's me! 124 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,340 It's almost like-- 125 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,758 It's almost like I couldn't lose if I tried! 126 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,510 Which I'm not doing, um, and I'm not hiding, 127 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,429 I just needed a little uh, spot of coffee! 128 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:52,142 So, that's good, actually, I'm just gonna, caffeine there. 129 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,146 - You got this, Lee, go! - Go, go, go! Lee, to third! 130 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,857 - Go, go, go! Come on! - Zari! Ugh! 131 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,735 - Come on there, Zari! - Okay, man at second and third, 132 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:04,614 look alive! Unbelievable... 133 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,575 Hey! Is our Barbie still in the lead? 134 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:10,536 How is she doing so well? I don't, I don't understand, 135 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,496 something's fishy. - Well, I mean, uh, 136 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,081 she's very popular with young men. 137 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,833 And old men, and me, so... 138 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,085 I don't know, maybe everyone just voted for her. 139 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:21,338 Yeah, young men, old men, and you. That's everyone. 140 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:24,008 - Yeah. - Guys! Come on, let's go! 141 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:27,344 Zari! Could you get off your phone? You're killing me! 142 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,390 Shit! Guys, this is the call. 143 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,933 It's the producers, I have to take this. 144 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,060 You take that, that's an automatic out! 145 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,687 Oh come on, it's not gonna disrupt play! 146 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,731 And the Brovaries get a ten minute break! 147 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,858 That's not fair! Hi, just give me one second, okay? 148 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:43,902 What's so important? Is it your tight pants guy? 149 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,696 I signed an NDA, so I can't talk about it, 150 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,072 but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for me 151 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,283 to find love on TV, and I have to take this call! 152 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,535 Take the call! You're stressing me out! 153 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,953 It's okay, we will take the out, 154 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,414 you guys look like you need a break anyway! 155 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,583 Well, we'll be in the fieldhouse 156 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,544 when TV Loverboy is ready! 157 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,755 - Okay! Okay! - To Costa Rica! 158 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,132 - Hey, Joanne! Here you go! - Can't believe I let 159 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,884 a future reality TV villain 160 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,719 fuck me in his condo sauna last week! 161 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,597 I can't believe we're letting a future reality TV villain 162 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,474 fuck us out there on the field! 163 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,100 Why does that sound kind of hot, though? 164 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,560 - No! - No! 165 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,729 Losing is not hot, okay? But we're gonna figure it out. 166 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,397 You guys are doing your best out there, 167 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,774 but we gotta give it our all! 168 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,692 This is how it felt, right before I lost 169 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,320 my last championship. 170 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,155 I can't let that happen again, Coach! 171 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,573 Oh no! 172 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,825 - Wha? What is it? What is it? - Get off the phone, Zari! 173 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,660 Barb just swept Clarkson, Sheridan Homelands 174 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,579 and Lorne Park! - Ah, yes! 175 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,956 Lorne Park? Rich bitch capital of Sauga? Wow. 176 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,459 Barb made me vote for her because she's my boss, 177 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,961 but like, people actually like Barb, or...? 178 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,296 - I do, yes! - Yeah? 179 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,965 And so do, um, young men, and old men. 180 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,344 Isn't it obvious? Barb fakes phone calls 181 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,929 so she can get out of conversations, 182 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,972 she bought a wheelchair permit so she can park 183 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,183 wherever she wants! Hm? 184 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,851 She's a cheater! 185 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,478 She's cheating, she must have bought the votes! 186 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,648 Nice guys finish last! 187 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,109 - Don't say "finish"! - If we wanna win, 188 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,694 we gotta think like winners. 189 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:07,861 Mel, you got the rulebook? 190 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,364 - Always have it on me, why? - Hear me out. 191 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,282 Normally, I would never play dirty. 192 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,494 But like my uncle who counts cards in Buffalo says, 193 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,287 "Sometimes you gotta shuffle your own luck 194 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,664 to deal a better hand." - Oh! 195 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,458 Slo-pitch rides a razor's edge of what is considered foul play, 196 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,877 and extreme rule following. 197 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,797 We're gonna ride that line so hard, 198 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,675 It's gonna need a safe word. 199 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,760 Don't say "ride"! Ride! 200 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:32,636 Guys! 201 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,932 Jojo! 202 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,642 Leading! Leading! 203 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:42,354 Illegal, rule 134, look it up! 204 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,106 She's right, you led off. You're out. 205 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:47,234 No warnings in the playoffs, baby! You're out! 206 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,612 That's my girl! 207 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,824 High ball! High ball! 208 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,493 - Woo! - Ball four, that's a walk! 209 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,788 This side of Joanne is kind of terrifying, 210 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,499 but also kind of hot. 211 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,293 - We love rules! - Are you chickenshit? 212 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,545 Come on, baby boy! Yeah, come at me! 213 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,797 Hey! Hey! You ran outside the basepath, 214 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,883 that's an automatic out! - Basepath? 215 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,509 Everyone knows that's a bullshit rule! 216 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,677 Honestly, you're embarrassing yourself. 217 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:14,887 Oh yeah? More embarrassing 218 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,222 than wanting to be a Canadian reality star? 219 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,849 What'd you say to me? 220 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,685 I said, you're never gonna win this game, 221 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,437 and you're never gonna win love on TV. 222 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,775 Shit! Shit! We have to hold, I need to take this! 223 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,612 You take that? You forfeit the game. 224 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,864 I just saw lightning. Mandatory 15! 225 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,367 Go cool off, Pico. Hello? 226 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,160 Bullshit! 227 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,372 - Honestly! Fuck that shit! - How are we still losing? 228 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:44,833 Okay? We need to up the ante! 229 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:48,587 JR isn't even focused, he's running circles around us! 230 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,881 We need to take him down! - Okay! 231 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,549 I mean, I-I-I wanna win, too, 232 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,134 we don't have to get violent about it! 233 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,178 Ann, this is not a joke. 234 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,764 I'm tired. I am so tired 235 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,434 of letting other people decide how the score gets settled! 236 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,561 Okay. Yeah, fuck JR. 237 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,605 Fuck Leanne! How do you wanna do this? 238 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,233 What did Leanne do? 239 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,027 She left the wedding invitation on my doorstep! 240 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,278 - No! - What? 241 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,072 - What the fuck? - Coach? 242 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,241 You feel that anger and frustration 243 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,450 coursing through your veins? 244 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,910 We can use that. 245 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:20,994 What about psychological warfare? 246 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,913 - Yes! - I could grease some balls! 247 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,081 Argh! 248 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,916 - You alright, Zari? - Um, you dropped this. 249 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:29,254 - And you also broke it. - Cheap shit! 250 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,549 Um, I'll go talk to her. 251 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,758 - Yeah. - Okay. 252 00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,181 - Hey, Joanne, are you okay? - Uh yeah, fine. 253 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:46,687 The storage closet, that's um, that's pretty hot! 254 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,939 Uh, yeah, if you like the smell 255 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,941 of toe cheese and losing! 256 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:55,029 So, like, you don't, you don't have any fantasies 257 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,614 of hooking up in here? - Sasha, the only fantasy I have 258 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,283 right now is winning a game. 259 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,745 Wait, who hooked up in here, Ann? God, she got a problem. 260 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,580 - No, no, not, not Ann. - Yes, yes! 261 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,582 I, I... 262 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,209 Joanne, I had a dream about you last night! 263 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,211 And, well, it was actually about us-- 264 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,089 Sasha, Sasha, whatever you're gonna say, 265 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,842 can it, can it wait until we unlose the game? 266 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,136 And then, you can have my undivided attention, okay? 267 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,721 I promise. 268 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,057 Aye-aye, Captain! 269 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,434 Okay. 270 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,812 Did I just salute her? 271 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,648 This is key to breaking someone down psychologically. 272 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,983 - Yup. - You stay behind. 273 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,485 - Mm-hmm. - Come down close. 274 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,236 - Yeah. - Whisper hard! 275 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,530 - Yeah, yeah. - Hey there, little boy! 276 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,698 - Please! - We're gonna come after 277 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,075 everything you love, boy! 278 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,035 Change your accent. Boy! 279 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,745 - I don't understand! - What's going on? 280 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,663 Uh, we're learning a lot about Mel's lore, 281 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,083 and Lee's pretending to be JR. 282 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:52,795 - Okay, untie Lee, no torture. - Ugh... 283 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,171 Guys, we need something quick, 284 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,216 and yes, dirty! Not in a sexy way, Ann. 285 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,760 Actually, maybe sex is our friend here. 286 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,095 I mean, I hate to admit it, 287 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,429 but I did sleep with JR last week. 288 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,098 Okay, be honest. You wanna be on that dating 289 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,349 reality show too, don't you? - No! 290 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,518 Well, I, psh, no. I'm six days sex sober, 291 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,811 so, next season! 292 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,563 Point is, maybe we can use this to our advantage. 293 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,273 Targeted approach, I like that. 294 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,900 So what, Ann tells him he's bad in bed? 295 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,361 No, JR's too good, he's gonna know it's a tactic 296 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,821 to throw off his game. 297 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,907 No, no! No, no, no, no, no! 298 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,200 Ugh! 299 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,577 There's only one way to throw off JR, 300 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,330 and the team, and kick my undiagnosed 301 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,874 sex addiction all at once. - Fake your own death? 302 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,501 I have to announce publicly, 303 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,921 on my Instagram, that I have herpes. 304 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,215 - Ewww! - Lee! There is an unfair stigma 305 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,217 around STIs. Most people have them! 306 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,136 But you don't really, do you, Ann? 307 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,013 No, I mean, I don't know, I might! 308 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,264 But they don't know that either. 309 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,516 I mean, announcing publicly that you have herpes 310 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,143 is like, that's dumping the vodka 311 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,395 down the toilet, right? I mean, no one is ever 312 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,273 gonna touch me the same again! 313 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,984 No one's ever gonna touch me the same again. 314 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,485 It's the best we got. Yes! 315 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,780 Uh, is there a standard, "I've got herpes" caption? 316 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,782 Ugh! Gimme your phone. 317 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:08,620 "Just found out I've got raging herpes," 318 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,249 exclamation mark! Post. 319 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,044 Oh my God! 320 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,129 Ann, is this true? 321 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,965 Agh, fuck man! 322 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,886 Yeah! It's true, I'm, I'm basically 323 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,680 a walking sore, I'm, I'm really sorry! 324 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,223 Are you fucking kidding me? 325 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,309 I can't be on the Bachelor if I have herpes, Ann! 326 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,478 JR! Take it down, take it down, take it down. 327 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,146 It's good, no, this is chill, it's fine. It's chill. 328 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,981 Look, look, look, come here. Huddle in, huddle in. 329 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,107 - Okay. - Alright? We just need 330 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,317 to work backward. - Sure! 331 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,070 Alright, who here has also slept with Ann? 332 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,447 Well, I slept with Ann, and then I slept with JR. 333 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,449 Were you sle-- Uh, okay. When you slept with JR, 334 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,743 was this before or after you slept with me? 335 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,370 Both! 336 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,579 Oh! - Mm-hmm. 337 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,289 Is this bad? Is this bad? 338 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:56,794 Hey! Who here has also slept with a member of the Red Jox? 339 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,671 - What are you guys doing? - Fuck! 340 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,547 Okay! 341 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,217 God, I knew that wasn't an ingrown, oh my God! Okay. 342 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,303 Okay... - Incurable? It's 2026! 343 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,514 You guys wanna forfeit, it's okay! 344 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,141 What if we just stock the house with condoms? 345 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,184 I'll double wrap! - No, no, no! 346 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,853 Triple! One, two, three! 347 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,230 Brovaries! - Let's go! 348 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,023 We got this, Brovs! 349 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,442 You got this, Jo! - Hey, JR! 350 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,195 Easy on that swing, you don't wanna pop a sore! 351 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,031 That comment is below the belt, Joanne! 352 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,950 I think that's where the problem is. 353 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,452 Really going balls deep, aren't you, Loverboy? 354 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,538 Argh! 355 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,834 Might as well roll over and take it, JR! 356 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,585 - Let's go. - That's what Annie said! 357 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,172 Let's go, Sasha! 358 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,758 Take it home, take it home, take it home! 359 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,719 I, I can't focus! 360 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,845 You're trying to hit a home run-- 361 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,013 How you like me now, Itchyboy? 362 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,558 I don't care, lock in! 363 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,976 I am locked in! 364 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,729 This isn't who can hit the farthest! 365 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,856 - Mel! - You're on, Mel! Bring it home! 366 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,149 Hit a homer, Mel! 367 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,609 We're going to the championships! 368 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,322 ♪ And I'll be taking care of business ♪ 369 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:13,037 ♪ Taking care of business Every way ♪ 370 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:16,040 We're going to the finals, baby! 371 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:20,544 ♪ Taking care of business and working overtime ♪ 372 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,720 - Championships! - Championships, baby! 373 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,680 Brovaries! Brovaries! - Wait, wait, wait! 374 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,766 Zari, what is it? 375 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,393 It's Barb. Holy f-- 376 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,149 Thank you! Wow! 377 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,152 Hey, no, thank you! 378 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,113 Four years as your new City Councillor! 379 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,991 Oh, I uh, I'm at a loss for um, 380 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,369 I didn't foresee this-- - Woo! 381 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,789 Uh, happening, and now, um, sorry! 382 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,375 My head is spinning, um, uh, four years. 383 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:02,461 Wow! I worked for this win. 384 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,880 - Yeah! - So long! And so hard, 385 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:08,717 that I, I forget why I wanted it. 386 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,470 And, um... 387 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:15,933 Okay. Uh, this city, 388 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:20,604 uh, deserves someone 389 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,398 who cares about it. 390 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:28,571 Who-who can openly and wholeheartedly embrace it. 391 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,659 This city is... 392 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,078 ...all I think about. 393 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,498 And now, um, I-I-- 394 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,709 I just um, sorry! 395 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,545 Sorry! I... Just... Sorry! 396 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,466 - She's got tears in her eyes! - She just won! 397 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,719 - Why? What? - We're gonna win! 398 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,721 The Brovaries! - Ohh! Hey! 399 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,514 - Come on! - Championships! 400 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,224 - Our party! - Yeah! 401 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,854 - Ahh! - Let's go, Mel! 402 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,316 Let's go! 403 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,067 Yeah, I'm the Comeback Kid! 404 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,653 Can't wait for my ex-teammates 405 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,614 to see me now! Yeah! 406 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,287 It's your new pillow case! 407 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,503 Come here often? 408 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:30,049 Barb! The unlikely champion of the municipal rodeo! 409 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,925 I didn't think I'd actually win. 410 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,094 Yeah, but you did, that's great! 411 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,304 You know what, come to think of it, 412 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:36,597 there's actually this big patch of uh, 413 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,390 cement outside my apartment that's been wet-- 414 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,266 I can't do it. 415 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,642 Doesn't have to be top of the list. 416 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,104 No, like, I can't, I can't do it. All of it. 417 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,314 Being City Councillor means, 418 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,982 means everything is gonna change. 419 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,400 Yeah, but that's a good thing, right? 420 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,904 No! No, it means that I'm gonna have to be 421 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,240 in meetings all day, listening to people's stupid problems. 422 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,784 I won't be around the Public Lass anymore, 423 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:02,374 which means I won't be able to see... the team. 424 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,334 So... 425 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,253 I don't know, there's always one thing you could do. 426 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,924 Yes. Okay, pretend I rigged the election 427 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,759 so that they strip me of my position. 428 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,428 No! Just fucking quit! 429 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,639 I can't quit. Too many people rely on me, I can't. 430 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,933 Come on, Barb! Like, you're in the closet 431 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,976 about your whole life. You don't wanna be 432 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,561 City Councillor, you don't wanna be 433 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,563 married to your fucking husband Brian, 434 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,315 you don't wanna be on this, like, hamster wheel-- 435 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,359 But I can't change all that now! 436 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,277 It-it, uh, it's too late! I'm stuck! 437 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,240 Barbie. If you don't like your life, then pick a new one. 438 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,203 I did! Look at me. 439 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,623 I'm looking at you. 440 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,719 Okay. Uh... 441 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,054 I-I was just waiting for Sasha. Um... 442 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,390 - Oh, yeah. - Uh, congratulations! 443 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,850 I wanted to ask you something. - Yeah. 444 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,936 And it's something that is deep down inside of you, 445 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,732 that you won't let out! 446 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,234 I know you want the Brovaries to win-- 447 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,736 I'm not ready, I'm not ready! 448 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,987 What? 449 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,905 - Huh? - Sor-- What did you say? 450 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,615 What? So, no sorry, you were saying? 451 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,993 Oh, I-I was, Miss City Councillor, 452 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,786 I was hoping that you would throw out the first pitch 453 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,540 at the championship game. - Oh, uh, fine! 454 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,834 Yeah, sure, whatever. Yeah! - Yeah? 455 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,169 - Whatev, yeah. - Woo! 456 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,671 Nice! Guys, I am so loaded, 457 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,257 I thought I saw you guys kiss! 458 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,842 Bye! Gonna find Sasha. 459 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,345 - Yup! - Yup! 460 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,722 - Well. - Yeah. 461 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,849 It would be a good opportunity for you to make another 462 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,519 little announcement when you throw the first pitch. 463 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,607 You think about it. 464 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,444 Get you a drink. - Mm-hmm. 465 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,282 - Sasha! - Hi! 466 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,326 - Hey, where'd you come from? - Oh I just, um, 467 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,827 needed to freshen up. 468 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,663 Have you guys seen Joanne? I wanted to talk to her. 469 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,043 Hi! You've reached Sasha, leave me a message. 470 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,213 Joanne! 471 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,966 Sa... Leanne? 472 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,511 How does it feel to be a winner? 473 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,638 Feels pretty damn good. 474 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:27,267 What are you doing here? - Shh! Shut up. 475 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,646 This song 476 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,233 is called Just Like We Planned. 477 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,403 ♪ You called the plays I caught your heart ♪ 478 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,572 ♪ On summer nights ♪ 479 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,953 ♪ We fell in love beneath those Mississauga lights ♪ 480 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:51,083 ♪ Now I'm choking on the words I never let myself say ♪ 481 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,211 ♪ You were my Sunday double-header ♪ 482 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,674 ♪ My forever getaway ♪ 483 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:03,303 ♪ So let's take it from the top ♪ 484 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,931 ♪ Let the second act begin ♪ 485 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,059 ♪ No more losing games for us ♪ 486 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:13,898 ♪ This time we play to wiiiin ♪ 487 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,903 ♪ Joanne and Leanne ♪ 488 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,699 ♪ Just like we planned ♪ 489 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:47,139 Leanne, we can't, we can't. No! That was-- 490 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,224 It's not working with me and Roy. 491 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,686 He just won't listen to me! 492 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:56,357 And I know, I know, I talk too much about myself, 493 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,609 but like, he... 494 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:02,321 You never made me feel embarrassed about it. 495 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:05,949 Or any of my other neuroses. 496 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,493 And Roy just wants to fix me. 497 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,579 I just, I think I made a mistake with him. 498 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,289 Okay, I fucking know, I know I did. 499 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:15,209 I know I did. Jojo Bean, come on, 500 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,836 let's, we should give it another shot. 501 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,672 You left a wedding invitation on my porch this morning-- 502 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,091 Yeah well, you blocked my number! 503 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,594 - I can't! - Okay. 504 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,391 Are you rejecting me? 505 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,850 You think you're hot shit now? 506 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,520 Your, your little winning streak is over! 507 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,772 We're gonna beat you so bad in the finals, 508 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:40,150 that you're gonna like quit slo-pitch altogether! 509 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,986 We're playing Tech Ass in the finals? 510 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,196 Oh yeah, you didn't know? 511 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,323 Yeah, you're not winning the championship. 512 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,575 And you're not winning this breakup. 513 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,578 And for the rest of your sorry little life, 514 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,332 you're gonna think of me as the one that got away. 515 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,043 See you on the field! 516 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:04,299 Okay, not to go on about it, but did you vote for her? 517 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,884 No, I haven't voted in years! 518 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,302 Ugh! 519 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,139 - In protest! - Well, did you? 520 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,058 No, Zari! Who the fuck votes for City Councillor? 521 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,477 - Meee! - Hey, I voted for Barb! 522 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,062 Yeah, she's gonna make beers a toonie! 523 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,524 And, I mean, she's kind of sexy, I'd have her babies! 524 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:22,401 Ugh! Incredible platform! 525 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,405 Guess she won fair and square on a campaign of beer and tits! 526 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:27,698 Yo, can I get you guys a drink? 527 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,450 I just got some insane news. 528 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:31,660 I got the lead role in this reality TV show, 529 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,245 'cause the other guy had to drop out, 530 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,955 and I wanna celebrate, come on! 531 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:39,168 We... Sorry, do you know why the other guy had to drop out? 532 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,212 Uh, apparently he had like a raging case of the herpes? 533 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,466 No! 534 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,634 Yes, bro! 535 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,720 Drinks on the house tonight! 536 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,972 Shots! 537 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,183 - Oh... - Who's that? 538 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:57,353 It's Sasha. She needs to talk. 539 00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,105 Ominous. To you? 540 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,775 Well, she texted me! 541 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,609 But, shots, right? 542 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,694 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 543 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:07,446 Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot! 544 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:14,120 difuze